Dear Saipan
Galactic drama's getting you down? Got that armageddon aftertaste again? Having strange dreams about fractal time compression or just wanna know what a solar bio-telepathic time conductor is? Am I one? How do I fill my holon slot?

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Dear Saipan.

All my life I've been wondering who the mysterious "they" might be. "They" seem to be everywhere. Everyone's talking about them. You know - them. "They" say this is going to happen, and then it does. My question is. Who are "they"? Do "they" follow the calendar? If so, which one do "they" use - the Long Count or the Dreamspell?

Signed Just Curious.

Thankyou for your very intriguing question, Just Curious.

First things first. "They" are probably us. We are probably them. In the omni-present holographic universe in which we are all residing, in our galactic sea of possibilities, whilst travelling in our radiosonic holomind-perceivers, it is not unusual to ask these quintessential questions - such as "Who am I?" "Who are they?", "What time is it?", why won't they stop?

The important thing to remember is that they have no way of knowing what you're thinking? So you see, "they" don't really exist, and neither do you. So it doesn't matter which calendar you follow. It's all an illusion anyway. If you believe this then it is up to you to make up your own mind, because time is the illusion that asks quintessential questions of you. Time asks who are you?, what is your time and is it a resource or a commodity to you? Do "they" care about time is art? This is a quintessential question. OMMMM

In Lake'ch
We are another "they"

Signed Saipan.

Be brave. Send your questions to saipan, questar@timeisart.net.